Ainsley > Clara #4

(Can’t read the handwriting? Click continue reading for the typed version.)


Oh. My. God. How are you doing? I’m sure by now you’ve at least somewhat pieced together what a mess Chris was at the Thunderbelly show. I actually still can’t believe it happened, and I was there! Here’s exactly what went down:

First of all, I had NO IDEA why Chris’s band was called Thunderbelly. Did you know they start every show by having Kevin, shirtless, march out to center stage, pounding on his stomach while everybody chants, “Thunderbelly! Thunderbelly!” It was so TERRIFYING! Then he plays the whole set shirtless, and his stomach just ripples as he drums. I was humiliated to be seen with him afterwards. I had no idea what I was getting into. No idea. Then, Chris steps up to the mic and says, “This song is for my girlfriend.” After that… you don’t want to know all the awful things he called you. 😦

Did you at least know he wrote a song about you? I mean, granted, it’s really catchy, but it is so creepy! I mean, the whole song, he’s talking about staring at you. Like, that’s the whole song, him staring at you. It made me want to puke.

But it gets worse. 😦 I don’t even think people would remember the lyrics, except that he played the song FOUR times in a row. I’ve never seen Chris look so crazy. Couldn’t he just write a normal love song? Maybe I just don’t understand punk.

Oh, and don’t worry. I’m over the Kevin thing. I think he might have turned me off to guys altogether. Well, either him or Chris. They’re both fresh baked doofmuffins.

I hope you’re OK. If I hear anyone singing that song one more time, I’ll snap their necks. Did you notice Chris didn’t even have the nerve to come to school today?

If you need ANYTHING, just ask. I’m sure it’ll all blow over soon.


Coming up, hear the song that ruins Clara’s life.


About Noteworthy

I saved all my notes from high school. This is my tribute to the tradition of passing them.

4 responses to “Ainsley > Clara #4


    “I mean granted, it’s really catchy…”

    Ainsley is a Peanuts character. Hilarious; I laughed loudly throughout this note. One of the best.

  3. jade c

    are there any other blogs similar to this? Like highschool stuff.

    and when will you post again?!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Like and Follow Noteworthy


All images and content published on Noteworthy© are Copyrighted and may not be used without permission from the author. All Rights Reserved 2012.
%d bloggers like this: